Nope. No puddings, dashboard.
Ugh how do you expect me to decide what college to attend or who I want to marry or what I want to do for the rest of my life
I CAN’T EVEN DECIDE WHERE TO PUT A STICKER BECAUSE PEELING OFF THE BACK AND HAVING IT STAY IN ONE PLACE FOREVER IS TOO BIG OF A COMMITMENT FOR ME TO LIVE WITH
(via thebloodyreaper)
ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-nana ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-nana
banana-ah-ah (ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-nana) potato-na-ah-ah (ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-nana) banana-ah-ah (ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-nana)
togari noh pocato-li kani malo mani kano chi ka-baba, ba-ba-nana
yoh plano boo la planonoh too ma bana-na la-ka moobi talamoo
ba-na-na ba-ba (ba-ba-ba-ba-banana) POH-TAAA-TOH-OH-OH (ba-ba-ba-ba-banana)
togari noh pocato li kani malo mani kano chi ka-ba-ba, ba-ba-naNAAAHHHH!!!
Admit it. You tried to sing along.
the minions always win
this was the ringtone of the lady behind me in line. it was awesome.
(Source: barneyisaunicorn, via thebloodyreaper)
what if every convention had cosplayers
like you went to a business convention and someone cosplayed as a stapler
someone in Jello-cosplay would have to run up and give them a hug
(Source: young-mister-moon, via thebloodyreaper)
Tough Mudder, here I come!
"It’s like you said the other day,” said Adam. “You grow up readin’ about pirates and cowboys and spacemen and stuff, and jus’ when you think the world’s full of amazin’ things, they tell you it’s really all dead whales and chopped-down forests and nucular waste hangin’ about for millions of years. ‘Snot worth growin’ up for, if you ask my opinion."
—
Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, Good Omens
(via quotebook-notebook)
(via lizzy0305)
Submission courtesy of poopyfacetomatonose
mine: The Giver. The Masterharper of Pern. And Then There Were None. My Side of the Mountain. Ender’s Game.
(via thebloodyreaper)
"You’ll be fine. You’re 25. Feeling unsure and lost is part of your path. Don’t avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it. Take a breath. You’ll be okay. Even if you don’t feel okay all the time."
— Louis CK (via serjorahmormont)
(Source: reddit.com, via dederants)
I love the fact that the Avengers fandom denied that Coulson died so hard and for so long that they finally made a series about him coming back to life.
The Supernatural fandom is trying the same thing with Gabriel.
Thank goodness it’s already Holmesian canon. (We thank our fandom ancestors for their efforts.)
(via 3llenography)
Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?
the prof asks the important questions.
Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!
Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.
(via ctrayn)
falling in love with a fic 8D
just realized its WIP =O
dammit this one’s gonna hurt when I reach the end of what’s posted >:(
press play if you are a doctor who fan
(via oldamongdreams)
